About Me
When I was at school, a teacher once told me that "the tone of a review cannot be descriptive" and I have been trying to prove them wrong ever since. Driven by spite and a dangerous cocktail of caffeine and creative fervour, my mission is to cram as much flourish, imagery, gonzo-chaos, and sheer tenacity into every sentence as humanly possible.
"Alright. I'm psyched up, I've got blood up to my elbows, veins in my teeth and my helmet and kneepads securely fastened. Let's get out there and make trouble!"
Alan Moore